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garo-master

grievousgrimalkin:

garo-master:

Hyrule Warriors - The Beautiful Princess Ruto

IMMA BE PI ABOUT THIS, BUT WRONG-DIRECTIONAL BOOB FINS?! REALLY?! She’s a fishperson, she’s should to be hydrodynamic, but no, she’s got boobs with these weird fins that would cause major drag while swimming. What even. If you really want her with boob decor, give her some fucking clothes; don’t give her some nonsensical anatomical monstrosities.

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unamusedsloth

This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

(via aprils-showers)

the-hedgehog-whisperer

talkaboutartassholes:

karmarsi:

the-hedgehog-whisperer:

You want to see something punny ??

meepface

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mean-cannibals
mean-cannibals:

TENTATIVE SEASON 3 EPISODE TITLES:
Olive Garden Breadstick
Pepperoni Slice
Chef Boyardee Ravioli
BERTOLLI! *shakes fist*
Kraft Italian Dressing
Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli
Starbucks Double-Shot Espresso
Meatball Sub
Spaghetti-O’s
Prego
Pizza Hut P’Zone
Mom’s Spaghetti
Leftover Stouffer’s Lasagna

mean-cannibals:

TENTATIVE SEASON 3 EPISODE TITLES:

  1. Olive Garden Breadstick
  2. Pepperoni Slice
  3. Chef Boyardee Ravioli
  4. BERTOLLI! *shakes fist*
  5. Kraft Italian Dressing
  6. Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli
  7. Starbucks Double-Shot Espresso
  8. Meatball Sub
  9. Spaghetti-O’s
  10. Prego
  11. Pizza Hut P’Zone
  12. Mom’s Spaghetti
  13. Leftover Stouffer’s Lasagna

(via aprils-showers)

rnatesprits
  • Baby:A-aaaa...
  • Mom:*gasps* baby's first word!
  • Baby:ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK. BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN. ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
i-love-booty-666
i-love-booty-666:

Booty so hot had me like

i-love-booty-666:

Booty so hot had me like

i searched skeleton

and im pretty sure out of the corner of my eye there was some hardcore skeleton sex going on

i dont want to go back to verify just in case it isnt crazy skeleton banging

djsckatzen

djsckatzen:

what am i doing with my life

why is this song like a decade long like fuck man

Bandcamp

Jokes on U

acheesepizza:

acheesepizza:

i made music

please do not sleep on this

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